Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam! This isn't your typical, boring, politically correct tour.
Think of it as the unapologetically bold and hilarious tour of the city.
Expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure.
So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you!
No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed :)
Amsterdam central station ( next to GVB building/ cafe/restaurant LOETJE )
Meet at Amsterdam central station ( next to GVB building/ cafe/restaurant LOETJE )
The oldest cafe of Amsterdam. It was built directly at the harbor of Amsterdam in 1606 and used to be an inn for sailors and tradesmen.
The oldest inhabited area of Amsterdam. A perfect place to talk about the history of the city.
The heart of Amsterdam city center with a magnificent building of Royal Palace.
An interesting building with the interesting history of being an orphanage for a few centuries.
The Netherlands is popular for its flowers. Here we talk about the tulips, where did they come from and what drama they caused.
A picturesque area of old Jewish neighborhood, mix of old and new architecture and famous flea market.
We will talk about one of the most famous Dutch painter and the house where he used to live.
Nieuwmarkt
The price includes our amazing guided tour around the city center up to 3 hours.
A free hotel pick up is possible if the hotel is in the area of city center.
There are no other fees in within this tour.
Additional cost might apply in case of special requests, such as pick up at the hotel outside of the city center or additional stops requiring fees ( museums etc.) which are not part of the regular tour.
Our team is pretty flexible to tailor the perfect tour for you. We can work with the route, duration and hotel pickup.
Just remember to book us in advance, so we can make sure there is a member of the team available :)
Please remember that this is alternative, politically incorrect tour with the juicy language and silly jokes.
So think twice before bringing your kids on the tour with you :)
We took our two teens on the politically incorrect tour in Amsterdam with Andy and it was a lot of fun. We walked all over the city where she shared fun facts and history with us. We saw so many things, it felt longer than the couple of hours we spent together. Very personable and a lot of fun to hang out with. Thanks for showing us around, Andy!
Thank you again Holly!!